Vans pt I
Chronicled by Logan
A large dark green space ship with ten turbo rockets on the back began to descend out of the stormy clouds and into the rainy desert of an ever expanding World. The ship began to make flight manovers around the airstip. Then the ship quickly landed, and where it landed is where the passengers were let out. The spaceship led a large military presence, but an odd man also walked out with the military.
He walked in the back with caution to make sure he wasn’t being followed, nor to boast that he was technically not supposed to be there at all. He walked with the group of soldiers until they were about to enter a building, this caused a look of terror in his eyes. His face quickly turned to one of determination, he tightened this backpack and quickly look around. There was a large wood fence that separated the airfield and the nearby City Of Trinity. He looked at it for a little, laughed, and sprinted with inhumanly like speed. He quickly arrived at the fence, but did not stop. He lunged his converse into the wood fences creating a hole, then using the momentum of the running he did a front flipped over the rest of the fence. Then landed perfectly and began running, but at an earthly speed. While running at a normal speed he dropped a stone from his hand with an inscribed rune on in. Then soon he would reach the City Of Trinity about an hour later because he was running in sand and fell one too many times.
When he entered Trinity it was getting dark and the streets were clearing fast and buildings started to fill even quicker. And he just stood there as if nothing was going to happen at all. As he walked down the streets he saw them fill with people in clown suits running across the rooftops for a common objective. The man drew a bow and notched an arrow and aimed at a clown, but he felt a harsh stinging of a wrap around his ankle. He was then pulled into a nearby building and was pinned down by a pair of Vans at his neck. Then a red headed female about twenty-three looked down and whispered quietly, “If you so much as blink I’ll freaking knock you out like that, blink if you understand me or I’ll knock you out. You understand?” The man just looked at her as his eyes started to water, then his eyes turned red, and finally he blinked at the 40 second mark. Then she responded “ Well this is unfortunate.” And she took her white Vans and applied it straight to his head.
He woke up in a hospital bed about twenty-four hours later and realizing he just got knocked out by a female who had white vans off. Then he looked at the front of the bed at the doctor's notes and started cringing. The doctor's notes included the following “Large concussion to the brain due to the memes being to lite.” He just stared at it with confusion and started and looked around a little harder and saw his name, “Dame Daniel.” At this point he was getting annoyed with his life and was considering leaving the medical care for something else. As he got up he noticed a lot of toys around along with a conveniently placed sign written in cartoon lettering that said, “Medical Care”. At this point he was actually pretty confused on where he was because he was in a building about the size of a small hut tent. And the door was actually block by a child barrier and a child proofing door knob child protector.
He told himself, “This better be like a metaphor or a sick joke, if not I'm going to put someone out like faster than they can start throwing.” Then he got out of the bed to walk towards the door and took the child barrier out of the front of the door. He reached for the doorknob and quickly took off the piece of plastic off. He turned the knob to find it was locked and then punched the door in anger. So he walked to one of the walls and felt it to see what it was made of. The hut seemed to made of limestone bricks and mud filling with straw. Basicly he implied that the walls were weak, so he had an idea. He walked up to the wall and headbutted it really hard. He collapsed to the ground and passed out due to stupidity.
NEXT TIME: Basically stuff is going to get real interesting. Everything is going to get waaaaaaayyyyyy more serious so hold rage back, stuff will get interesting. Or you can ditch this series and read The Halleaux, Ren, or Logan, you read Logan. Read the story about a robot slash human thing. Look, big Robot fight that ended up with him dieing but he lived, don’t worry about it. Anywho, he has no parents to hold him back to retaking his world back by collecting things to get a thing to SET FIRE TO THE SUN. Or read about him sitting in a chair. Your choice, BYA!
-Logan? Axis? Trevor?
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